I'm poor and don't have a girlfriend, so all I have is an overflowing sexual desire and a cheap apartment. I don't have money to go to brothels, and I'm not good with young girls...

彼女のいない貧乏な自分にあるのは有り余る性欲と安アパートだけ風俗に行く金も無いし若い子はノリが苦手…